...--just don't get it, Lero. Nothing goes the way it should anymore. The humans don't know how to do it right.

[another voice, a very strange-sounding one, responds:]

Rhode-tama, you should know humans are stupid by now, lero!

Yeah... They are pretty stupid, aren't they~? But I wish Milennie were here. If there were a buncha akuma running around, it'd be a lot more fun♥.

You said you were having fun, lero!

It's not the same without everybody, stupid umbrella! Don't make me get emotional or something!

S...Sorry, Rhode-tama, lero!

[a long pause, before Rhode sighs]

...Rhode-tama, lero?

What?

Can you come all the way through, lero? T-Talking to your floating head is making me kind of nervous, lero!

... [a beat, then:]
Kyahahahaha! Maybe I'll be a floating head more often♥! ...But I wanna see Milennie and everyone, so I'll come.

See ya, Mansion~.

[the recording, still unnoticed, continues without a sound until it, eventually, turns off on its own]

I found a cute doll! Thank you, mansion♥!

She dresses in pink and has pretty red hair~. I wonder what she can do?

We can play some dress-up, and maybe then I'll look a little... Hm~...

[Rhode is facing away from the camera, which is obviously lying on the ground, her striped socks covered in red, holding a hueg (like xbox, not even kidding) sword (see her icons) behind her, leaning on it.]

Kyahahaha! Cute friends you've made, mansion♥. Can't say I like the decor too much, though~. You should clean up if you're going to throw a party!

Still, it's been fun~. They'll come back, right?! They were so cute, throwing dynamite at me♥!

My stockings got dirty, though... No fun. They sure bled a lot... And I haven't had to use Milennie's sword in a while!

[At that, she holds up the sword and puts it away by shoving it into her body. It disappears as it enters, leaving no visible pain or marks. Rhode turns toward the camera, and she is covered in burns that are now smoking--smoking as they slowly disappear.]

Oops, guess I dropped it!

[She picks up the camera/communicator and waves goodbye with a little smile, holding it up to her face still partly burnt but healing.]

Queeeeeeee~nie!

I saw you waving at me! Come out~! No fair, you can't hide, I want to play!

You'd know some good games, right?

Kyahahahaha! Look at all the big, fat little rats!

Little rats~, I'd like to play a game with you♥!

Let's see, what game should I play today~? What would you like to play?

[VOICE POST i wanted to use that title really badly okay]

[high-pitched tinkle tinkle tinkles]

[lots of amused little dings]

[tiny jangle]

[KYAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is so fun! I'm small~! Somehow this makes flying more fun♥. I want to explore!

Can't take it with me better put it someplace safe

strikes are said very softly; other fairies might be able to catch bits of it but not all of it.
Rhode glows purple and is wearing little black fairy clothes. If you're a fairy or you look up close, she appears in her black form with the crosses across her forehead.]

Look! Look at the lights! The fireworks!

And look at those people~! Especially the humans! So quick to make idiots of themselves, kyaha~♥!

For a resolution...
I promise to help the Earl as much as I can! And find more humans for him to help, of course~!

The Milennium Earl can bring your loved ones back to you~.

[Rhode is setting off her halloween-themed fireworks she got from Xaldin. |D Feel free to notice pumpkins and things in the sky, too, lolo.]

Presents~! Look at all of the presents underneath the big tree! They're so cute~.

[She gave Xaldin a bag of candies that are shaped like various human internal organs. |D]

Yeah! Go, you stupid monster!

Kill him, kill him!

Kyahahaha!

I normally prefer my meals much fresher, if you know what I mean, but I do appreciate the sentiment♥.

Cranberry sauce, so sweet, so sweet~!

I'm thankful for Noah, I'm thankful for more victims everyone here~, and, most of all, I'm thankful for a fun afterlife!

Dying may have been the sweetest thing I've ever done♥. Next to this cranberry sauce, of course.

[Strikes are illegible. :o]